Saturday, August 21, 2010

How to Bag Your Cougar

So, you want to snag a gorgeous lady with some assets to wine and dine you. Problem is, you don't know the first thing about dating a cougar or even where to find one. Well lucky you!  You're now reading the article you ought to have read weeks ago. Following this tried and true simple plan of action, you'll find a perfect cougar and be on your way to the good life.

Happy Hunting Grounds

To find a cougar you need to know where they hunt for their boy toys. On any given day, you will find packs of cougars on display and on the prowl at upscale restaurants, clubs, and businesses. You will recognize them by the way their style, confidence, beauty, and the way they unabashedly check you out. If you're smart, then you'll let them know you like it. Whether it is a wave, smile, sending them a drink or message, you have lots of competition and need to make your presence known to her.

The Approach

Cougars are confident and they know they're sexy, they just may be the one to approach you. If so, stay calm and collected as if you expected this all along. However, don't get cocky. Be friendly and open; make her want to know you.

If she doesn't approach you, then don't be afraid to go over to her. Avoid using corny pickup lines. She's been around, so unless you have something truly creative, then keep it to yourself. Try something simple like asking her to dance. She'll be happy to show you, and whoever else is watching, her moves. This will be your chance to impress her with some of your own.

Cat Hypnosis

You can reel her in with your looks and smooth conversation but you will only be able to keep her if you keep her entertained. This may mean that you have to brush up on your conversation skills or knowledge of world events. She's smart and you should be too. If you can satisfy her wants both physically and mentally then she will be under your spell.

Care and Feeding

Cougars will take care of you inside the bedroom and out. Your job is to make it worth it for her. Hold up your end of the bargain by being the eyecandy she can show off to her friends, the companion she can take out on the town, and the lover who'll please her behind closed doors.

With these basic steps in mind you will be able to bag any cougar you choose. Not only will they be addicted to you, they'll also shower you with anything and everything you need to stay happy.

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